Why would Mom and Dad's friend give them this book for Christmas? See the innocent look on my face? Is he trying to hint at something? He is a "dog person", afterall. Maybe he's trying to suggest that my humans get rid of me. They would never do that. Mom said that even if I am really trying to kill her, she would still keep me and would want to be with me forever. That's kind of non-sense thinking, but humans aren't the brightest anyway. Why would they write a book on the warning signs and then let us cats see it?